Stop reading Kotaku, it's bad for you.

Adam Sessler, though. Holy shit, that guy crashed and burned.

AV CLUB TURNIN UP ON A WEDNESDAY

One of the developers tweeted something awhile back about, "If you don't like social justice, you won't like Far Cry 4."

Four of the fifteen new characters in Smash 4 are female or default to female, and if you count Robin, the Villager, the Miis and the Koopa Kids whose gender the players can choose, there's eight girls in the new rosters. Compare that to five guys and two characters where gender is either unspecified or irrelevant…

This isn't Persona's dungeons, though.

Please, please, please let this be good.

I just googled it: Punkin Chunkin is, in fact, a real show on the Science Channel. The webpage has a clip from what I'm going to assume is the latest episode that features a several-stories-tall, firetruck red catapult (or maybe it's a trebuchet) called the Great Emancipator. It's a little surreal and kind of…

My highbrow internet weblogs tell me it's not socially acceptable to say that I think Kevin Smith's movies are hilarious.

Firsties for a Junji Ito comics plug. If anyone does body horror well, it's him.

You can just say it, Sam. We're a bunch of little shits.

Wait. Hang on.

This!—This is the man we should be putting in office!

Can I ask you something, even if it sounds rude?

Grand theft auto, then? In real life or just the game?

Because the movie is shit.

After the Strange Magic trailer ended, another one queued up for Cinderella.

This is the internet. There's your answer. Everyone absolutely hates everything.

Well, I don't want to be the one to do it.

This really wasn't what I was hoping for in an article about half-naked bears.