mjerch
Jerch
mjerch

There’s always the possibility that Trump will just keel over and die by the end of this. Just dies right on stage at some rally I’m sure he’ll hold. Dies, keels over, craps his pants and hits the ground with a thwack. Security will bail when thousands of cultists rush the stage to be the first to rub his feces on

I’ve mentally created an expanded universe where Hacks, Barry, and The Other Two are all connected. And each one is delightful (and harrowing) in its own way.

Super pumped for this. Jean Smart is a treasure.

Note: Wesley died on the way back to his home planet.

Hutchins’ is AP style, which is what most journalists follow.

Hutchins’ is correct basic grammar.

You sound triggered.

They could’ve at least given the joke a shot.

Agree with the other criticisms but...

It kills me to say it.

I wasn’t blown away.

Still, we’re all grateful that Schumer didn’t tell that joke on stage, especially considering Hutchins’ name was barely visible during the ceremony’s bizarre, overly complicated In Memoriam segment.

Leaving aside the “someone died for real” angle, it’s not even that good a joke. 

Oh no, you didn’t like a joke in an act you didn’t actually see. Can you do some concert reviews based on reddit posts about them?

Everything about that production made me think it was supposed to be the opening number and got bumped for Beyonce. You don’t do the “change the lyrics of a popular song to ‘Let’s Celebrate the Oscars’” thing halfway through the show.

But why are we trotting out a clearly confused and disoriented Minnelli in the first place? 

She was amazing. I’ve never paid Gaga much mind, but I get what people see in her. 

She really was a pro and helped Liza keep her dignity. I guess working with Tony Bennett has given her a lot of practice at handling someone like that in front of a crowd.

Ha ha ha! Women be eating!

Sad that we’re spending more time picking sides between Will Smith and Chris Rock, rather than talking about Lady Gaga’s classy professionalism.

However, the impact is dampened by the majority of Bosco’s previous looks all consisting of the same corset and thong silhouette.