i love Dolly and would sell my soul to see just one of her tattoos 

We are not worthy of Dolly Parton.  I’m just grateful to live in the same world as she does.

You get that sour dough starter is just wild caught yeast?

John can show you how

I ordered 8 handles of hard liquor online. Y’all do whatever the fuck ya want.

I’m pretty tired of people shitting on how other people spend their time right now. “Oh, suddenly everyone’s a jogger!” “STFU about your sourdough starter!” “Who knew so many people were into knitting [eyeroll].” Lather, rinse, repeat. People have the ability to indulge their hobbies, workout routines, or start…

“... there are buku blubber butts with enough cash...”

You sound pretty salty.  Maybe you should take a vacation.  A cruise perhaps

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

Thank you. My older brother is much closer to him that I was (my brother is his (grown with children of his own) son’s godfather). They were texting yesterday. This shit is no joke and it’s fast as fire.

And he was put into a medically induced coma this morning.

I live in Queens, NY. It’s the hardest hit County in the country. For the past weeks I’ve been hearing stories of a friend of a friend of a friend, or a Client’s brother-in-law, expecting it to get closer. Yesterday it did. A friend from childhood has been hospitalized since Wednesday. His wife has been hospitalized…

LOL you know you’re a piece of shit when even GLAAD doesn’t give a fuck that you came out.

I can’t say it any better than Tom & Lorenzo.

“I would have never guessed that.” - Nobody

I think you hit the nail on the head here. His coming-out never really achieves any degree of contrition, and he seems to think that the major issue here is that he was naughty with some money. I suspect that his coming out now was less about any growth or change, and more about people hassling him for being a…

No that’s Generations. Yeah Kirk is unceremoniously killed off but at worst it was dull. 

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

I wouldn’t know, I’m a woman and thus only equipped to discuss “women’s issues” on a “woman’s blog” silly!

I really wish there was some sort of sports and politics combo to discuss this madness further! Or one take on it on the sports page, and another on the politics page!

I adore the B.A. Test Kitchen videos- it’s worth watching more than 1 chef or series just to get a look into the kitchen staff and their relationships, all of which are (mostly) wholesome, funny, and really supportive. Even if you don’t intend to re-create the actual recipes, it’s incredibly binge-able. And I’ve…