No shit.

I’ve watched this several times and am ready to be the optimistic voice but have some deep thoughts and questions:

Kristen Welker is too good for this shit.

Captain Janeway is my animal guide sorry not sorry.

This is a secret that I have sworn by oath to protect, but it is too important not to say I’m sorry: John Hodgman needs to move on from the pro-bros.

I think that’s because the redubbed Japanese footage had a male actor in the yellow Power Ranger suit.

Mr. Kit Kat loves me SO MUCH. Needs to work on the night snuggles, but still.

Hi! As a gay man that was born in and raised in North Carolina until graduating from college and eventually leaving, I say that I am neither impressed nor surprised. North Carolina certainly has the capacity to do better. It also has the capacity to be extremely backwards and embarrassing. Still, I love it!

Josh Gad is more fitting for LeFou than Luke Evans is for Gaston; that’s the issue.

I thought they were windows for the LIDAR, so I learned something. I also don’t own a car.

Hmm, but, Cate ain’t...good.

Elegance is earned, my friend.

Maybe, but I think a bit more. Also the benefits and travel are probably pretty good. Not to mention the resume and being able to easily get a better job afterwords. I’m not saying it’s an easy gig.

Uh, the Rob Lowe requirements are not crazy. At all. Actually it all sounds pretty par for the course, and honestly don’t you think a celebrity such as him would want haircuts, dinners, and the occasional massage/jacuzzi at home on the regular? Especially since he is paying for all of it? Hardly unusual stuff. These…

The nacelles are somewhat reminiscent of the USS Vengeance, although much smaller obviously.

Looks like Barbara Kruger.

This needs way more stars.

Eww, gross, bye!

Um, wait, so the victims get no more than $4,200?

I’m not ready to make nice.