Mr. Kit Kat loves me SO MUCH. Needs to work on the night snuggles, but still.

Hi! As a gay man that was born in and raised in North Carolina until graduating from college and eventually leaving, I say that I am neither impressed nor surprised. North Carolina certainly has the capacity to do better. It also has the capacity to be extremely backwards and embarrassing. Still, I love it!

Josh Gad is more fitting for LeFou than Luke Evans is for Gaston; that’s the issue.

I thought they were windows for the LIDAR, so I learned something. I also don’t own a car.

Hmm, but, Cate ain’t...good.

Elegance is earned, my friend.

Maybe, but I think a bit more. Also the benefits and travel are probably pretty good. Not to mention the resume and being able to easily get a better job afterwords. I’m not saying it’s an easy gig.

Uh, the Rob Lowe requirements are not crazy. At all. Actually it all sounds pretty par for the course, and honestly don’t you think a celebrity such as him would want haircuts, dinners, and the occasional massage/jacuzzi at home on the regular? Especially since he is paying for all of it? Hardly unusual stuff. These…

Looks like Barbara Kruger.

This needs way more stars.

Eww, gross, bye!

I’m not ready to make nice.

Have been using this for years, and while technically not a leave-in conditioner, has been my only real go-to product ever since started regularly relaxing my hair.

Have been using this for years, and while technically not a leave-in conditioner, has been my only real go-to…

The photos are all broken.

Come on North Cackalackys let’s not fuck this upppppppppppppppp!

baer faxt?

Hi, Jill!

In the sense that a crazy-acting woman brought bugs on a rush hour subway car, and they were subsequently flung onto people who flipped out...sort of takes away from the concern over whether or not it was a spontaneous or planned act. That shit still happened.

I mean don’t get me wrong, I’ll definitely be watching The Mick no matter what, cuz me can’t gets enough of Birdlady, but wasn’t this already done more or less in Idiotsitter? I guess there is room for both.

The woman who plays the VP Susan on Scandal.