Christie’s 2016 theme is “Born to Fail.”

Is that a Richard Serra?

My last name is Jerch.

Supernintendo Chalmers?

This trailer is kablamo.

Are those gold-plated ethernet ports on each seat?

Look, I totally completely get it.

Indeed, I have noticed that Love Actually — a movie ostensibly about diverse, inclusive, sometimes quirky kinds of love portrayed by a large and accomplished ensemble cast — includes exactly zero queer characters.

I do not think she ever came back after the illness, and sadly that meant she was ill-suited for a public radio interview show.

No idea where this idea came from.

OMG, thank you for the Real World Season 2 callback.

Blah blah blah soccer blah blah blah.

Same.

It’s so incredibly selfish to waste time grabbing a bag. You are saying your Kindle and pashmina and half empty Smart Water are more valuable than the lives of your fellow passengers, or indeed, even yourself.

“which is apparently an ideal height for standing behind counters and telling same-sex couples they should go somewhere else to receive the marriage certificates they are allowed by federal law”

Dumb Fucks: The Musical

Does Janelle Monae think Janelle Monae was cut off? I watched this live and noticed her audio dropped out briefly, but I think it was typical Today Show awkwardness. Her song was over, and they were already cutting to commercial. Then she was back on for the next hour and was given ample time to speak. If she was…

That’s true. I meant in the sense, like, they clearly do not give a fuck about us because they know they could easily kill us no big deal. But I suppose the reverse is true if you’re a giant douche with a gun.

I am literally in Tanzania right now on a safari that has changed my life, and in all sincerity every time we saw [an extremely rare] big cat it was amazing/substantial/impressive/humbling. Every time. Lions scare cheetahs, hyeanas, everyone. They are apex predators, like us. Better than us. I was lucky enough to see…

These work really well, though, and they take up no space in your drawer and can’t hurt you.