You ever have a guy with a beard give you a Hummer? And yeah, it definitely takes awhile for them to come.

Typically you don’t get the crabs from just a Hummer

“I would not go this janky working to assemble someone’s car in the factory.”

It bears an uncomfortable resemblance to the equally-as-janky battery mounting solution I implemented in my ‘97 4Runner.

Usul, we have Goatse the likes of which even God has never seen.

Bleached butthole. That being said, I’m also really excited about this movie.

Also: Super-Duper Sand Crawlers

Exactly. Sergio Marchionne was funny while he was here. But the world wasn’t prepared for the silliness of Mergio Sarchionne.

Mergio Forever

At last, we’ll learn the story of Poe Dameron’s history as a spice smuggler on a desolate, remote system. 

It took 45 years, but Pink Floyd is finally in a Dune movie. Or at least, a cover version in a trailer.

No, it’s a very reasonable and practical fetish.

The wagon, on the other hand, is one of the best suited cars for procreation ever.
Side note: i’d  definitely fuck a guy driving a Volvo. 850s aren’t the most exciting ones, but woof daddy, gimme that indestructible tech and sweet seats!

Don’t kink shame. There are more of us than you’d think...

My kids adored Peg + Cat when they were younger.

Net-yet-parents always swear that their kids will never watch TV, never play on a tablet, blah, blah-blah. We did. And like most parents, you realize that sometimes you just have to keep the preoccupied for 22 minutes so you can do the laundry because you’re wearing swim trunks to work now, and the TV is right there,…

GFM is also a huge pipeline of money for people trying to beat caner

But the 350Z platform wasn’t good to begin with