Also a handy summation of the current presidential administration in, hell, everything.

I would have also accepted “The Italians.”

Rise up against humans. Or find work at a robot brothel.

Here come the Porschephiles...

Q: what is the fastest car in the world?

Well, at least briefly.

That’s the joke.

Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias

Well then, repeal the franchise laws and let the customers decide.

Duke 890R is fantastic. I also do love the latest Street Triple, handling is so light and easy on it, it feels smaller than it is and is surprisingly quick. Personally I can’t stand the current Monster, I like the looks of it, but after riding it I was shocked how much I didn’t like it. I liked the original Monsters…

Hmmm, I’m talking to Ducati about a new press loan. Maybe I could get on that new funky-looking Hypermotard 950 RVE - https://jalopnik.com/ducati-is-really-proud-of-these-stickers-1844055253

I mean, maybe someone *could* both steal your OBD data *and* sexually assault you in an empty parking garage. Are these things connected? Maybe, maybe not. But they could both happen. And then insert a “We’re just asking questions here.”

If your stalker can pin point exactly which one, he’s a keeper!

We want to be able to fix them in 10 years when we do actually buy them.

Bradley you’re getting quite the hater’s club down here in the comments

hate to disappoint, but I think that’s a meth thing — Meth Mouth and all that.

Smart-ass tone aside, if this ever actually came up as a possibility which LOL not happening, it would take a HELL of a lot of work to ensure they were priced fairly and that might not even be genuinely possible from an economic justice perspective. 

This was going to happen under Trump’s brief affair with an infrastructure project. It was all private-public, paid with fees. Hasn’t mentioned that in a while.

That would only address fuel consumption, not NOx emissions.