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Mar 1
47

God would ride in on a white horse, and the faithful would vanish to meet Jesus while nonbelievers were left behind to suffer the Apocalypse on Earth.” Read more

Feb 28
6

I for one cannot wait for the Pitch Meeting for this.

Feb 28
4

Freedom isn’t free. It shouldn’t be a bragging point that ‘Oh, I don’t get involved in politics,’ as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn’t insist on their right to remain ignorant Read more

Feb 28
7

His Simon was struck by lightning and came to life. It beeps out a code... of death. (When the thermostat heard it, it made the room slightly hotter.)

Feb 28
8

Counterpoint: Tom Waits getting a paycheque is a huge point in this stupid production’s favour.

Feb 28
10

It’s like watching a chimp run around with a chainsaw. You know the chimp shouldn’t have it, someone responsible should take it away, but you kind of want to see what he’s going to do with it.

Feb 27
49

Hopefully the movie ends with Jared Leto’s joker directly addressing the camera and ordering all true Snyder devotees to stick their genitals in the microwave.

Feb 26
7

When I moved, I rented myself an apartment (~$700/month + utilities), but I still had my distant home to worry about ($900/mo +taxes + insurance + utilities to keep on). I rented the home out because maintaining 2 places would’ve left me broke.
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Feb 24
53

Technically, this movie was the first one released theatrically after COVID, but the last one released theatrically prior to the Mecha-Ebola pandemic of 2022. Read more

Feb 23
3

New plank vinyl is very easy to install, you should consider DIY, they even sell kits with all the tools you need to do it for $30 at the depot.

Feb 22
11

A true mixed-media film. Splice in some still panels from the Morrison/Porter JLA run while Jared Leto talks about Society. Maybe just have the ending be that episode of the Justice League cartoon where Superman and Darkseid punch the shit out of each other. The mind-blowing cameo? It’s fucking Rorschach! Only then he Read more

Feb 22
47

Yup. Everytime something like this comes up with Allen, I’m always wondering, “Who needed more after he left his wife to marry her adopted daughter?”

Feb 22
21

There are alternate universes where The Snyder Cut is an art film masterpiece of hodgepodge cuts, missing special effects, actors talking over storyboards, and Snyder just describing his idea where Batman fucks Lois Lane while travelling back in time to kill Joe Chill. Read more

Feb 22
186

I don’t understand how anyone could believe Allen after the business with his stepdaughter.