Well a million Musk Bucks that can be used at the company store when he builds his company town. I look forward to Texas’s Battle of Blair Mt.

I don’t mean to brag, but I have something in common with a Lexus. We both have tiny Speedos!

Confirmed and seconded.

Oh I’m sure your local Acura dealer has their own idea for that.

The last sentence is disappointing. 

Thats because it won't kneel before you. 

Carbon Black is a fun one! If it’s cloudy, foggy, or if the car is dirty, it’s black. But when the car is clean and well-lit, it’s this really nice deep blue

It’s a very deep blue in the sun, but thanks.

I just read what you write buddy. How about a /s next time (because, you know, that was pretty lame)?

I always thought of the Touareg as a badge-engineered dumbed-down Cayenne...

Former Jalopnik writer chiming in: did you completely miss my open stanning of the Cayenne, both on here and off? I still need one so I can tow my Porsche with a Porsche, for the record.

That exists, it’s called Fox News.

The real problem is that the M240i and M340i are now SO fast. They’re in another performance league entirely, you get a nicer interior, RWD, I6, etc. Even if an M340i is 10% more, I’m sure most consumers would spend the extra $80/mo in the payment for it.

BUT HER EMAILS!!!11!!!!1!

We have one kid and won’t have more than 2 total, and have a 35 lb dog, so it’s a perfect fit for us. I like the Cayennes too, but we were needing a car at just about the height of the used market and we would have had to go either much older/higher mileage/not CPO (not for us when we’re planning on keeping it…

I rented a Porsche Macan on TURO last year and it was fantastic. If was going to go down to one car instead I can’t think of a better contender. 

They must have updated the article. This is what it said originally: