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“God would ride in on a white horse, and the faithful would vanish to meet Jesus while nonbelievers were left behind to suffer the Apocalypse on Earth.” Read more

I for one cannot wait for the Pitch Meeting for this.

Freedom isn’t free. It shouldn’t be a bragging point that ‘Oh, I don’t get involved in politics,’ as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn’t insist on their right to remain ignorant… Read more

His Simon was struck by lightning and came to life. It beeps out a code... of death. (When the thermostat heard it, it made the room slightly hotter.)

Counterpoint: Tom Waits getting a paycheque is a huge point in this stupid production’s favour.

It’s like watching a chimp run around with a chainsaw. You know the chimp shouldn’t have it, someone responsible should take it away, but you kind of want to see what he’s going to do with it.

Hopefully the movie ends with Jared Leto’s joker directly addressing the camera and ordering all true Snyder devotees to stick their genitals in the microwave.

When I moved, I rented myself an apartment (~$700/month + utilities), but I still had my distant home to worry about ($900/mo +taxes + insurance + utilities to keep on). I rented the home out because maintaining 2 places would’ve left me broke.
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Technically, this movie was the first one released theatrically after COVID, but the last one released theatrically prior to the Mecha-Ebola pandemic of 2022. Read more

New plank vinyl is very easy to install, you should consider DIY, they even sell kits with all the tools you need to do it for $30 at the depot.

Would you like to borrow my clutching pearls?

Except this entry-level animal apparently does not exist according to Tesla’s online configurator.

It’s not price gouging. Real-time pricing of a real-time product doing exactly what the market is supposed to do. Read more

A true mixed-media film. Splice in some still panels from the Morrison/Porter JLA run while Jared Leto talks about Society. Maybe just have the ending be that episode of the Justice League cartoon where Superman and Darkseid punch the shit out of each other. The mind-blowing cameo? It’s fucking Rorschach! Only then he… Read more

Yup. Everytime something like this comes up with Allen, I’m always wondering, “Who needed more after he left his wife to marry her adopted daughter?”

Hallelujah. It's the only one he actually knows. 

There are alternate universes where The Snyder Cut is an art film masterpiece of hodgepodge cuts, missing special effects, actors talking over storyboards, and Snyder just describing his idea where Batman fucks Lois Lane while travelling back in time to kill Joe Chill. Read more

I don’t understand how anyone could believe Allen after the business with his stepdaughter.

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