Gonna need this image a lot in these comments I think.

“When the enemy is busy making mistakes, don’t interrupt him.”
--Napoleon Bonaparte

That is an insult to all equidae, good sir. At least donkeys have demonstrated they are capable of accepting new information.

Something something Late Registration?

Worked for Musk. He’s been driving coast-to-coast on FSD like this since 2016....

You never go in against a caecilian when death is on the line.

Hey, that’s

I think the fundamental difference between a car subscription and an entertainment subscription is that with entertainment you’re paying for something that can change and add content, while with a car you’ve got the content there you’re just being asked to pay for it. It’s the difference between paying to rent a room…

You mean no one will stop you from doing so

I see we frequent the same circles. “I am totally willing to pay for the horse armor digital background for my gauge clusters.”

I was going to point this out to your OP but you knew (I knew you knew; it’s for the others). It is worse than I didn’t pay for that. It is, I didn’t pay for that but I have to lug all the hardware (and software) around to make my road interface (and infotainment interface) slower and more complicated. At this point,…

“...but nowhere near worth the price tag.”

Next up- Automotive Lootboxes!

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…

I’ll be that guy today.

“Dodge says it will build this vehicle for “the 2021 model year only.”

Donny Stardust

Did someone say 370z hellcat redeye? 

I wonder what the guys at PSA are thinking when they look at their potential dance partners.

When a white person brings up “black on black crime” that is code for “I do not like black people and I think that they are deserving of violence because they have brought it on themselves”.