Why the hell is someone flying a drone at 500 feet would be the better reaction

...or because you’re topless waiting for a foot X-ray?

Short and purple.

Do they accept bits of string?

Boo.

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

Why buy a mustang when you can buy a Challenger?

Ha! 3 FCA products! Suck it other manufacturers (FORD).

“UGH I HATE MY WEIRD VIOLET EYES AND FLAME-COLORED HAIR, WHY COULDN’T I JUST BE NORMAL HOT” - every Mary Sue ever

I applaud the appearance of the Abarth. It’s like saying, “Yeah, I’m rich. I also enjoy mustard on my pancakes fed to me by Dali in a gimp mask”. It’s eccentric in that way only the wealthy seem to get away with.

More like a normal NASIOC for sale post.

Thank you!

It won’t be cloudy.

He’s an Inspiron to us all

You sure it’s not a Lincoln?

She does. I just ran to the Root before my head exploded. Thank Meghan.

I hope she has a Gofundme account so that I can donate.

Exactly!

I cut myself today
To see if I am still strong
I let the car slide away
The only way I could
The curb it tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to resist the tear
But I am too dry rotted

Directed by David Cronenberg.