ownership is magic

Similar to George Washington’s axe... The head and handle have been replaced, but it occupies the same space.

Trump keeps making me think of that great Game of Thrones exchange between Tyrion and Joffrey:

Are you talking about this guy?

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To be fair to Mr. Trump, he promised to protect LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology...

I must respectfully disagree. I think when historians pick through the wreckage of what was America, ol’ Mitch will figure prominently. I think he gets dismissed or overlooked because of his unfortunate appearance and demeanor. But he held the Senate hostage under Obama, refusing to hold hearings on Merrick Garland…

In before the bullshit that the flu shot gave you flu. And Autism.

“Ann Coulter’s ice-cold abyss”; FTFY. ;)

“The Camry and Accord are two of the best-selling cars of all time, but mid-size sedan sales are in a tailspin. Could our desire for beefy CUVs spell the end of Accord/Camry dominance on American roads?”

Infiniti G35 at Rutgers. Story checks out.

More like “your-mom-fish”

My good man, velocipedes might work for your conundrum. They are all the rage with a certain crowd.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Maybe add a rumble seat in the trunk, add a trailer, or a sidecar

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?