I can feel you judging me over the internets. 😞

As a SoCal resident, I kind of picture street racing as more of a route planning exercise.

Sure, you’re going to decrease street racing, but this is almost certainly going to increase street pro-wrestling matches.

late-model Cutlass fanatic

The door question just adds so much realism that this has to get a star.

Your old if you know what this is:

You know me. I just love killin’!

People don’t lift weights to become taller

Hahahaha. holy shit that made me laugh more than it should have. I’m actually on their mailing list - they actually have a handful of cool things, but otherwise.. WTF. I went to the store on White St in Manhattan and there was a guy buying an axe and I was like “listen, if you live in the middle of the city and…

Finally, a car magazine for men.

Go on Facebook and join all of the mom groups in Fairfield County — Westport Moms, New Canaan Moms, Weston moms, etc. Then pose the question, “where do you get your wheatgrass?” There’s your tribe.

I think you just described an infinity. Except for the inline 6 part. Actually bmw though.

I think you meant “see you at the Crosstour”

Exactly - who the hell is going to monitor the wireless and respond with properly formatted Morse every time there is an overwater distress transmission that needs relayed?

See also: F1, IndyCar.

Gah, the Jesus Fish!!! That should be a crime!

Very, very bad batteries, folks.

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cause they are so awesome...

The last time I floated my car, despite really good caulk, it tipped and I lost a set of clothing and 25 pounds of food.