I’ve never had a positive experience on a horse that’s made me say “I really want to ride a horse again.” I dated a horse girl in college. We did a lot of trail rides. Well, a lot for me, a small fraction of how much she would have liked to. I always was left with the feeling that I’d rather have just walked.

A $20k Maserati sounds like a fun way to announce to the world that you’re going to declare bankruptcy.

Yeah, I was torn on that. I’m not sure how the probabilities work out, but does having the full house guaranteed for you significantly increase the probability that someone else comes up with a straight flush?

any straight flush will beat a full house.

Tens full of fives. You can’t really mitigate the stray four of a kind out there, but you can mitigate the possible straight flushes, and every straight will have either a 10 or a 5, so you’ve cut the straight flush hands you lose to down to one high and two low.

Pregnancy is a possible outcome to having sex, yes. But consenting to an act is not the same as consenting to all possible outcomes of that act. Consenting to sex is not consenting to an STD. Driving a car is not consenting to being in a car accident. Taking tylenol is not consenting to ending up with liver damage.

well you’re in luck, as that’s just a selector switch, not a shifter.

Ugh, SMGII.

to be fair, they probably ran on something popular, like sticking it to the libz, banning the gays and abortions, and guns for everyone. The voters didn’t consider something like “deregulation of commercial drivers”.

After he got out and started walking away, but before he got out of sight, I would have moved my car. Just for spite.

my first thought, as well.

I’m no dogologist or anything, but I’m pretty sure that’s not a german shepherd.

I saw Zootopia. It’s always the lamb.

Elizabeth Blackstock is gunning for Alanis King’s throne of bad takes.

the jalopnik radical agenda of ... let me check my notes ... “maybe pulling into the wrong driveway isn’t something you should be shot for”?

My NB miata cost me around $200 (180ish Euros) per year to insure for both comprehensive (your Teilkasko) and collision (Vollkasko) even living in a really expensive state for car insurance. And that was with no recent accidents or traffic tickets.

I also looked strongly at the greens, green is a color that’s sadly fallen from auto pallets. As much as I didn’t appreciate new edge mustangs in grass green, at this point I kind of miss it.

Verde Mantis, or what I like call “Hangover Green”, would be my choice.

“Hey readers, check out all these awesome car colors that aren’t greyscale!”

probably not the asshat pushing his CUV to 10/10ths everywhere he goes. Being a sociopath doesn’t make someone an enthusiast.