Funny, there were plenty of doritos on the shelf when I was at the store yesterday.

oof

I finally snagged one a couple weeks ago. I told myself I was done trying, and then I got an alert about best buy, found a store near me that would have one for pickup, and went ahead and pulled the trigger.

Can we get a mansplanation on this please?

so “brunette with rifle” is copyrighted now?

“cAnCeL cUlTuRe StRiKeS aGaIn!!!”

“Screw you mom, I *will* go be an accountant!”

yeah yeah, everybody thinks the stuff their kid does is special. What’s next? “Look at the beautiful, fantastic abstractions little Yuca painted on the walls with solid biomatter!”

That’s better.

Part of me really wants to buy an Aerostitch, but I just don’t ride enough in inclement weather any more to justify it, I think.

I’m kind of surprised you’re not using heated gear. Although I guess they’d probably take a decent range penalty on an electric bike.

Random stuff posted on the internet? Nope.

this isn’t a “pizza style” this is “oops I really fucked up, how do I cover up for this? I know! Tell the customer the cold toppings are a feature, not a bug!”

I don’t swear often, but what the fuck is wrong with people?

yeah but it’s cheap

I’ve never even heard of Detroit style pizza, so obviously it can’t be the best.

obligatory

or seatbelts, apparently.

oH lOoK aNoThEr TeSlA hIt PiEcE fRoM jAlOpNiK!

Photo taken in the millisecond before catastrophic failure registers for the driver.