“Ferrarli Davidson”

“We’ve redefined our core competency to be a lifestyle brand supporting a racing team.”

“Signore, per favore smettila di pisciare su quella scrivania. Dov’è la sicurezza?”

yes, drug test is mandatory. Obviously they need to confirm that you can handle your coke.

pssht, only suckers fill out an application for CEO jobs. The pros know that you just have to casually and publicly drop hints that you might be interested, and then wait for them to come to you. But don’t call them back right away, it makes you seem desperate.

I assume the Ferrari hiring manager is a Jalopnik regular.

Hey Ferrari, I’m available, give me a call.

#StonksChrono

To the second question, no matter where I’ve bought a car, I’ve only ever paid sales tax for the state I’m registering it in. I’ve had to hold a dealer’s hand through this on a couple occasions, but it’s always worked out.

“Who the fuck is paying $75k for a car that I couldn’t unload for any price 20 years ago?”

I was browsing new cars, as one does, and saw a new 2020 white Miata for sale at my local Mazda dealer and thought “huh, I wonder”. So I went to the dealer’s website and poked around, and their only description was white with red interior but no further information. And my curiosity piqued even harder.

Only if she starts the movie in glasses and a ponytail

Yeah. I can’t tell if he’s blasting Republicans, neocons, Arab dictators, or all of the above with that. And it’s his boy that’s been glad-handing with those same dictators over the past four years.

I wish somebody thought I was credit-worthy enough for a $250k loan at 0% interest and no timetable for repayment.

Tucker. Bring back future thinking. And three headlights.

I’ve been on the bike once without a helmet, just to see what it was like. Did not like it.

I feel like maybe they would have an easier time explaining a four year sabbatical backpacking through Europe than spending four years working for the trump administration. Just leave a resume gap and make something up that’s inoffensive and unfalsifiable.

“MY HUB’S NOT TOO LOUD, YOU’RE TOO OLD!”

So if somebody shouts at me “hey brah, loud hub you got there!” it’s actually a complement?

Where’s that Ian Malcolm meme when I need it?