my old air cooled monster with valve and clutch chatter had such a great combination of noises.

The first time I tried buying from this site, my bank sent me a warning about suspicious activity. I was like “welp, guess I’ll wait for it on sale somewhere else then.”

The first time I tried buying from this site, my bank sent me a warning about suspicious activity. I was like “welp,…

Hell, wot on my 500ish pound 150 hp bike is still scary for me and I’ve been riding it for five years now.

“We were going to drop this lovely new Porsche off at David Tracy’s house, but when we pulled up, we suddenly feared that it would catch tetanus and promptly left.”

There are people who blindly love tesla and ravenously defend it and Elon from any and all criticism? Where are these people, and why have I never heard of them? Is there maybe a meme or something one could point me to that would explain this?

I finally saw a C8 on the road the other day, it’s a good looking car.

I was thinking the same thing. Like, there’s no cool people to hang out with from the in-laws, and there’s likely no money there. So my assumption is she’s just fantastic in bed, but she’s saving herself for marriage “other than that one time”.

Only coastal elite libz wear clothes that fit well! Real America doesn’t know how to wear a suit, and doesn’t want to. They’re jeans and camouflage flannel kind of people.

Jeebus. Like, I get that Tiffany doesn’t have a choice. She was born into the family, so it’s her family no matter what.

think crappier than that. Like, a thief looks at my car and thinks “wow, that poor guy must really need that thing.”

When I can just hear the electricity in the breaker box panel next to my desk, but not yet feel the EM field coming off of it, that’s when I know I’m properly caffeinated.

Trunk monkey?

Drive a crappy car that nobody wants to steal

It’s funny how people from other countries can underestimate how vast the US is.

I’m not sure how much brand equity Chrysler has at this point, other than “your grandpa’s boss might have driven one.”

It’s like Iron Chef but the key ingredient is cockroach corpses. Allez Cuisine!

man, now I’m thinking back to some shameful things I posted on a small corner of the internet devoted to fourth generation honda accords.

I saw a headline asking “How can the Republican Party rebuild after this?” and I thought “before you ask ‘how?’, one must ask ‘should?’”

Is it irony when a supporter of the law and order party beats a cop to death with a blue lives matter flag? Does anyone have contact with Alanis Morrissette and can ask?

How about you give me money and I’ll promise not to bog down your servers.