This should be printed on every can. What better endorsement could a product get?

I was in that position once as well. I was torn between buying an ancient beat up civic or something, or getting into an exorbitant short term lease/long term rental, or just going carless for a while.

I mean, I don’t necessarily disagree with that, but apparently it was worth a pilot experiment by several large automakers, so there is likely value in the idea somewhere.

Yeah, no. It’s way too short a gap between “I’m communicating with aliens” and “the aliens are telling me to do things”.

You can have my sweatpants when you pry them off my swampy, smelly butt.

No, these were the subscriptions where you paid to swap cars every month for something new, not paying a subscription for activating your turbochargers or windshield wipers.

I … like it? With an 8 mile commute, this would fit the bill easily, and it doesn’t require a plug in the garage (of which I only have one 110 outlet, thanks homebuilders) to charge.

I’ll shower when you can beat me at Super Street Fighter 2, howboutdat?

As soon as I saw the headline referencing a $3500 boxster, I thought “yes, yes it could be. Probably will be.”

Eh, I’ve driven a Juke with the Nismo package, red mirror caps and all.

There may be a strip of bacon left, but that’s because somebody sucked the juice off of it and put it back. You can still get some bacony goodness out of it, just try not to think about what’s already happened to it.

well I was thinking it in Palpatine’s voice, so we’re on the same wavelength here.

Not bad, but this sandwich is far from looking fine. It’s been squished down already and somebody took the first bite. They may have even taken the bacon off of the sandwich because they weren’t hungry enough to finish the whole thing, but by god they weren’t going to leave bacon behind.

Ugh, I’m torn. On the one hand, it’s a cheap boxster.

I’m ecstatic when I can get more than 10Mbps in my house. Usually in the middle of the night when everybody else and their devices are asleep.

I do really like the G70s. Should I get to a point where I need a more reasonable car again, it’s high up on my list.

My *first* bike that I learned to ride on was a two stroke KX250 that my uncle had rigged up with lights and signals to make it street legal. Which, looking back, is kind of an insane bike to give to a late teenager who’s never been on a motorcycle before.

I did not buy a Kia Stinger, mainly because I’m poor and can’t afford one. I wouldn’t mind owning one, however.

yes, understood.

*crosses finger*