“We were going to drop this lovely new Porsche off at David Tracy’s house, but when we pulled up, we suddenly feared that it would catch tetanus and promptly left.”

There are people who blindly love tesla and ravenously defend it and Elon from any and all criticism? Where are these people, and why have I never heard of them? Is there maybe a meme or something one could point me to that would explain this?

I’ve always hoped to be the target of a honeypot.

We believe in privacy as we collect your personal information and then have massive data leaks that allow data scraping from our website.

I finally saw a C8 on the road the other day, it’s a good looking car.

I was thinking the same thing. Like, there’s no cool people to hang out with from the in-laws, and there’s likely no money there. So my assumption is she’s just fantastic in bed, but she’s saving herself for marriage “other than that one time”.

Only coastal elite libz wear clothes that fit well! Real America doesn’t know how to wear a suit, and doesn’t want to. They’re jeans and camouflage flannel kind of people.

Jeebus. Like, I get that Tiffany doesn’t have a choice. She was born into the family, so it’s her family no matter what.

They were $19.99 when I saw a box of them at Sam’s Club the other day. Which is a big discount from the $50-$80 or so I see on Amazon.

That’s what I’ve been wondering. For all these people who claim they have “all the evidence”, why are they holding it back? Why didn’t they bring it to court?

Hey, when you sign up to be a storm trooper for the Empire, you know what you’re getting yourself in to. 

think crappier than that. Like, a thief looks at my car and thinks “wow, that poor guy must really need that thing.”

When I can just hear the electricity in the breaker box panel next to my desk, but not yet feel the EM field coming off of it, that’s when I know I’m properly caffeinated.

Trunk monkey?

Drive a crappy car that nobody wants to steal

It’s funny how people from other countries can underestimate how vast the US is.

I’m not sure how much brand equity Chrysler has at this point, other than “your grandpa’s boss might have driven one.”

It’s like Iron Chef but the key ingredient is cockroach corpses. Allez Cuisine!

The exact moment when Steve Jobs thought “whoa man, have you ever really thought about, you know, fingers?”

man, now I’m thinking back to some shameful things I posted on a small corner of the internet devoted to fourth generation honda accords.