I saw a headline asking “How can the Republican Party rebuild after this?” and I thought “before you ask ‘how?’, one must ask ‘should?’”

Is it irony when a supporter of the law and order party beats a cop to death with a blue lives matter flag? Does anyone have contact with Alanis Morrissette and can ask?

Cue the “I liked RatM before they got all political” guy.

It’s going to successfully tackle 300 years of race relations in America while portraying it in a sensitive yet hard-hitting manner.

I remember for senior prom, my date’s dress was extremely sparkly.

How about you give me money and I’ll promise not to bog down your servers.

This should be printed on every can. What better endorsement could a product get?

I was in that position once as well. I was torn between buying an ancient beat up civic or something, or getting into an exorbitant short term lease/long term rental, or just going carless for a while.

I mean, I don’t necessarily disagree with that, but apparently it was worth a pilot experiment by several large automakers, so there is likely value in the idea somewhere.

Yeah, no. It’s way too short a gap between “I’m communicating with aliens” and “the aliens are telling me to do things”.

You can have my sweatpants when you pry them off my swampy, smelly butt.

No, these were the subscriptions where you paid to swap cars every month for something new, not paying a subscription for activating your turbochargers or windshield wipers.

I … like it? With an 8 mile commute, this would fit the bill easily, and it doesn’t require a plug in the garage (of which I only have one 110 outlet, thanks homebuilders) to charge.

I’ll shower when you can beat me at Super Street Fighter 2, howboutdat?

As soon as I saw the headline referencing a $3500 boxster, I thought “yes, yes it could be. Probably will be.”

Eh, I’ve driven a Juke with the Nismo package, red mirror caps and all.

There may be a strip of bacon left, but that’s because somebody sucked the juice off of it and put it back. You can still get some bacony goodness out of it, just try not to think about what’s already happened to it.

well I was thinking it in Palpatine’s voice, so we’re on the same wavelength here.

Not bad, but this sandwich is far from looking fine. It’s been squished down already and somebody took the first bite. They may have even taken the bacon off of the sandwich because they weren’t hungry enough to finish the whole thing, but by god they weren’t going to leave bacon behind.

Ugh, I’m torn. On the one hand, it’s a cheap boxster.