It's actually the even more absurd notion that nature is magically shutting down the instinct for self-preservation (I don't know why that would make us all suddenly kill ourselves). This is reality though, it's easier to just make us kill each other.

I don't think it's embarrassing, but when I go home I basically do nothing but watch the months of Jeopardy! I have stockpiled on my parent's DVR. I guess I'm also forced to endure my family's befuddling fascination with The Big Bang Theory, but you asked what pop culture I enjoy while traveling.

Cue The Cranberries revivial, In your heeeaaad, in your hee-e-e-eaad! Zombies! Zombies!

It's The Happening. Gaia is juicing human fear and hatred to force an anthro-extinction.

Immigants! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

Hijacking thread. Brexit, really England? After all that making fun of America for Trump? At least we seem to have come to our senses in time. Time for Scotland to vote on leaving UK again to get back into EU and their stable currency. Don't worry Game of Thrones producers, sensible Republic of Ireland is just as…

The series finale will a gaunt Gendry walking around the deserted land shouting for anyone, revealing this was all a prequel to 28 Days Later.

That wasn't a lesson, just his latest insightful poem Ode to how I'm thinking dicks work without balls, Part 1.

That was Dorne? I thought it was the Health class examples of gonorrhea.

For future reference, people don't use the word 'pesky' when they're being serious. I hope one day you find joy in life. Be well, good badger!

Tails getting ahead of you ever so slightly was a death sentence. Even when I played alone I would sometimes hit a button on contoller 2 to get him to stand still a few seconds.

That was SkyChase Winged Fortress Zone for me. Something about constant looming death by fall from tremendous height had me shitting bricks. Thanks, Disney!

A jump button to the comments skipping those pesky articles is long overdue. No more seconds upon seconds scrolling down.

I still have an old Gameboy so I can play Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle. No better puzzle game (I'm looking at you, Lolo).

Then he's a tumor who will steal your shit and get you killed if you change direction while airborne.

I never had trouble with final robotnik. He was slow and obvious. Metal sonic though, I had his whole sequence memorized and still took half a dozen tries everytime.

Second controller. If no one uses a second controller he just shadows you everywhere (often fucking you over). He will immediately respond if you press a button on controller 2.

Only child? The secret was to have a sibling control 'Suicide Tails' as me and my sisters called him. Coins out of reach? Send Tails into the hole to get 'em. Fighting bosses was literally just Sonic hanging out in a corner while Tails did all the work.

I knew a Chinese girl who moved to the states in high school. She was shocked at how small American teens were because of all the 30 year olds playing 15 year olds.

I assume you're talking about Predestination. I watched that high with a friend, he was visibly distraught by the whole thing. Like full on freaking out. It was hilarious.