I see Lebowski in your future.

May be true. I will say I have had 2 comments ever on AVC that recieved 100 upvotes; both grammar jokes. Know your audience and all that…

As a democratic socialist, that comment from Akin got me making phone calls for McCaskill.

Nothing like following up the declaration "Period" with an exclamation point.

"Spring Center - Kansas City, MO" or as it's better known; a location that does not, and has not ever, exist[ed]. What ever happened to editors?

That creepy sex machine from Logan's Run? Yeah, that's tinder.

Russia, man. 'Someone did something we don't like so we're taking the ball and going home.' Fucking children. Grow up.

I don't mean to say we should just stand by and let him enact horrible policies. By all mean news orgs should cover the same things they would have reported about any other president and people should protest. No more links to a twitter feed in news is what I want. It's basically a lose-lose situation either way.

Maybe, but he's had shade thrown his way for over a year and a half and has only gotten worse if anything with his nonsense. Einstein's definition of insanity and all that…

Sure, for a normal person like you. He has full on diagnosable NPD. When he hears his name he immediately assigns a positive truth value to it. "Trump is a piece of shit." — "The people love talking about me!"

He has an assistant collect all the news about him to read over first thing in the morning. The worst possible thing he can imagine is that guy having nothing to report. A week with no reports; he gets bored and starts asking how to abdicate (he's royalty in his head). I am moving to Switzerland for work after I…

I have to believe someone wouldn't listen if he tried to launch. Otherwise fuck it, let's start the end of the world orgy now.

Congressional hearings will take care of it. I stopped clicking a couple weeks ago but they keep showing up. Let him scream into the wind. You and I commenting won't do anything but fuel him.

Can we stop. Just full stop reporting on Trump. He has narcissistic personality disorder. He feels no shame and actively gets off on negative reports. Next time he says something absurd, let's just collectively pretend we're deaf (or blind for twitter I guess).

I always thought it was a missed meta joke that the line for Richard Kiley wasn't, "The voice you're now hearing is David Attenborough. Spared no expense!"

"Why does a verb need to know math? Government welfare. Wasteful spending. Sad!"
-Orangutan with dead wombat on head

What a time to be alive.

The Star Wars galaxy was destroyed? Even money it was the Spaceballs' fault.

New year, someone's gotta go first.

Huh, I guess that three times thing worked. It's following the commentariat between newswires,