Then all you have to do is master that whole potty training jazz and you have a shit free lot.

And Huskies because of Game of Thrones. Why can't everyone follow my model of acquiring pets? Wait until a relative tells you they found a stray and take it.

No boards but I did buy the An Evening with Saddle Creek DVD. I also played that old flash game where you threw 7" vinyl at Weezer fans (was it just called Emo Game?) and such bc I liked playing as O'berst and Kasher.

They look like little dusty orange cat poops that dried on the outside but are still moist inside. *runs away snickering while you picture it*

At least if he had to re-write the whole thing again maybe it would be edited down.

"Emmys take note…" *Emmy Rossum looks up, doesn't see Shameless, goes back to being great*

I call the big one Bitey.

Between these videos and the story of a Swedish footballer shown a red card for farting I think the internet is done for the day. Great Job, Internet!

Lolita Umbrage.

Next week on Game of Thrones: Cersei burns King's Landing to the ground, Arya murders everyone at a Frey dinner party, and Melisandre repeatedly resurrects Ramsay so everyone gets a chance to kill him.

Another pun thread?

And why is "I'm bad at math" a funny thing to say, while "I can't read" is unacceptable? Why no algorithm nazis?

"I am probably responsible for the odd fact that people don't seem to
name their daughters Lolita any more. I have heard of young female
poodles being given that name since 1956, but of no human beings. [Also, a creepy ass clothing line. I guess because my name is vampirish?]"

If I had to boil down '00s music for me in two words, Saddle Creek.

So glad the dance-punk era coincided with my club going days.

I'd love a sandwich. Reuben on marble rye sounds good.

I saw this earlier today and had but one reaction, "This is definitely going to end up on GJ,I later." Why is Leeroy Jenkins suddenly becoming a thing again?

I would he a little disturbed if He-Man was down with wrapping up his junk in his sister's hair.

You could feed them fish tacos and you can make some delicious pesca-pescatarian dishes out of your short lived pets.

Well it's a helluva lot more likely than it being their medulla, a lower brain region responsible for regulating heartbeat and respiration.