Lexis Nexis. You can see partial social security numbers, not the whole thing. That would be a nightmare.

I mean who hasn’t seen dead bodies, and received injections against our will at the beach?

It’s a cover, your dad’s a spy.

God my parents did it. My dad can be described as a marxist tech-bro (but just 63 years old) and my mom can be described “George W Bush as a Korean woman” (right down to the love of Cowboy hats and the multiple pairs of cowboy boots that have never, ever touched actual dirt or been on a horse).

No, don’t feel bad for them, they are truly truly awful garbage people. Mandy Stadtmiller is a heinous piece of shit, and her husband is such a vile misogynist.

I had a boss named Todd but it wasn’t conceivable that he had a human life outside the office. (Sorry, Todd!)

Read her column. It will put you into a depression. He treats her like shit.

Chop him up into pieces, bundle his pieces with the mulchy remains of other similarly mutilated libertarians, and then publicly trade the bundles.

Science Fact: no one named Todd is real. It’s such a fictional name. Dexter as well.

Somewhat off topic but I feel incredibly bad for the non-made-up couple in the embedded video. I can’t imagine marrying someone with completely different political views from mine, but even if I had accidentally fallen for what I thought was a moderate Republican I’d be so incredibly disappointed if he went full Trump…

So Rachel Brewson, a woman who does not actually exist, broke up with a fictional guy over Donald Trump, a real guy, but one who seems like he should only exist in fiction.

Lovato just won’t let go of this. She goes out of her way to criticize Taylor Swift (of which I’m not a fan btw) and it’s getting kind of weird. And slamming skinny women for not having “real” or “normal” bodies? She should hear herself talk. Way to accuse someone of being a fake feminist and then just doing the same…

Demi Lovato really seems to love to try causing some drama. She also seems to really dislike Taylor Swift. It’s almost like she wants to seem like she is some sort of real girl power crusader while T Swift is a phony, but it comes across as a desperate bid for attention and odd that she keeps calling out someone that…

and why hasn’t this concierge been extensively interviewed? who was the other staff member that was tied up in the hotel? if this happened in america these people would practically be celebrities in their own right at this very moment yet oddly we are hearing nothing about them ...

The movie looks, well, meh (most definitely not creepy or scary, but, maybe I’m a psycho?), but I am guessing it’s something to do with regeneration, as starfish are capable of, and the use of the boys in possibly some sort of organ/limb/body part farming?

Alternate theory: this is a live-action remake of the Sneetches:

The grimdark version of Dr. Seuss’s “Starbellied Sneeches” story...?

Not really. There is a brothel/saloon where a lot of the action takes place and two of the main characters are prostitutes but there are two women on the incoming train who talk about how they want to find some ‘bad boys’

And that’s exactly what’s happening. Visiting ladies find Teddy too perfect and dull and are looking forward to meeting the baaad guys. When Hector Escaton enters the stage, you can see the guests pretty much undressing him with their eyes while he shoots his way through the town.

“though any android woman is presented as fair game” - though naturally the men aren’t, I guess? That’s annoying. Let guests fuck the dudebots too, guys.