Kara, this is fucking perfect. This is one of the best things you’ve ever written #onhere. This got me, a 39 year old black woman right in the gut:

Solange is one of my biggest inspirations as a person.

You won’t like him anymore after watching the documentary, I can tell you that much.

I finally gave up hope on her toaster oven and bought a KitchenAid. It’s fabulous. But I wish it had been Sonja’s.

Solange is a very underrated artist. I love Beyonce but Solange deserves love too and I hope this is a hit.

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

I can tell you are very INFORMED by the WAY you CAPITALIZE things for EMPHASIS. You are DEFINITELY not TALKING out of your ASS at ALL.

WOAH HEY NOW! I watch Judge Judy. I love Judge Judy.

I love Judge Judy. LOVE her! I don’t care how cranky, contemptuous, and eye-roll-y she gets. She’s a smart, tough, admirable lady.

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A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Next time Max sees Nev, I hope he gives him shit, because I know Max thinks that’s ridiculous.

You’re officially old if you find every second of this red carpet utterly insufferable.

I really love and understand this, one time she patted me on the head and it took me like 3 months to recover!!!