What’s the deal with all of the mis-spellings of Comey (Corney)?

i wish you worked in my office! i would’ve yelled back atcha da trees swayyyyy in da wiiiiind

I’m going, too! Happy to connect people with NYC bus groups if you’re interested.

The end of Cranes is sooo Minnie Riperton. Sol-angel has delivered!

god, she shines so bright! any news on the toaster oven? i bet if she auctioned the demo off for charity, she could raise a lot of money.

YUCK!

Aw man, I LIVE for Judge Judy. I took a mental health day this summer because I just missed seeing her and needed to stay home to have my cup refilled. She gives me the confidence to say virtually anything I please, in any tone I please, as long as I have a receipt.

TV shows of the ‘90s loved to call them “hair elastics” which I really never got. This girl, in particular, loved to talk about tying parts of her rube goldberg machine with hair elastics.

I saw Luann one day last fall on my lunch break. She was turning the corner at Lex and 62nd; I was walking across the street with my little salad. I started BAWLING amidst the crowd of tourists looking for the park and other lonely UES salad eaters. I scared everyone around me, except for Luann. I cry/yelled LUANN OH…