The correct distance between the clit and the vagina is the distance that is between my sinking front stoop and my front door. Come to my house, drop your panties, and compare as needed.

And not all of their foundation perfectly matches their skin! Models! Humans after all!

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

I'm going to move to the UK and readapt all the shows America has adapted of theirs.

I will find these answers and when I do the world will be rocked.

I tried living in one of those cults that don't allow you to listen to pop music. The naked aspects of cult life didn't make up for it.

The day I seek out the sushi chef's approval is the day before I seek out my own father's approval.

Macklemore decides who gets to be the voice of the gay community. HE DECIDES.

Whatever amateurs. I've been to Uncle Terry's, play nice and you come out unmarked. On the outside.

I couldn't pay attention to the beading. Those models have bruises on their knees! Oh, the imperfection.

That's part of the appeal.

Love and let love, no?

I love winning so much that if I had known about this earlier I would have gotten married just to enter!

I'm not on the side of thinking she should have a bunch of new lines of crap, given her now tarnished reputation. But, I mean it isn't like she or any of these people with celebrity lines of shit produce all of it by themselves. The money doesn't just go to her pocket, and really plenty of other racist fucks make shit…

Went to Wal-Mart the other day, Paula Deen's cookware was on sale for pretty great prices. Could I use pots and pans with the name of a racist older Southern lady all over them without shame? Sure I could. But am I? No, because they were still too expensive for my pocket.

I dont see Honey Boo Boo on that list!

Makes me think of those ads for furniture in free newspapers:

"Help you solve in every way the complex business of living."

Women were seeking out their own abortions, well what other abortions were they seeking out?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POST SPICE! <3