Even stars vote Republican!

Even stars stalk their exes on social media!

Even stars channel surf!

Even stars buy moldy bread by accident!

Thank you madam, but I'm still not letting you cut ahead of me in the line to get into Kanye's tour bus. I hear he lets all groupies sit on the floor polishing his crowns as he explains why earth really is flat. The earth is flat because Kanye is taking origami classes and is going to fold it into a swan.

Khloe Kardashian, apparently she got them from Charlie Sheen who got them from Kanye who is auditioning head lice to play the world's smallest violins on his next album.

Even stars get cellulite!

I feel peachy, Nilla is on Clash having fun with the fact that Beej did dismiss me. :D

Joan, I won't be back. I'm not going to comment on her posts or her blog. I haven't before and I didn't mean to now. I think she was being a brat, but she can be however she wants.

Yea I don't get it. I really do not. There have gotta be other commenters who have spread her name from one end of Gawker to another.

Ah well, I am grey as they come on the main sites.

Nice look up.

Oh lord, the part with the fella who was trying to hit a beach ball with a golf club and whacked the lady!

I also wish I was forty years younger.

I aM around. Observation deck too, but no one wants to be my friend.

Fuck yea. :D

Now it's gonna want to live in her basement for another twenty years.

I was told if I sacrificed a kitten under a full moon I could win the lottery and become governor of Hawaii.

Yes, my legacy will be quite impressive. People will remember me fondly as they view it.

Yes sir, it will be glorious. I will hang it in the great room for the enjoyment of generations to come.