I choose both witches and Liberace.

I shall commision him for the portrait of myself I want.

HIGH FIVE!

YES. NOW GENUFLECT.

My Christmas tree is similar, it is decorated with empty beer cans.

I was thinking Yale. Come out with mah MRS.

2013 has been a year of many glorious triumphs.

Hey, I'm gonna go to "Golddigger" University.

Hey now it won't need solvin as to who is fogging up the windows of the Mystery Machine. :D

It is ok.

Oh? I threw it in THE TRASH. We don't need any corndogs. Cherry pie only around here. ;)

Aw man it is hard to keep up with errybodys holiday names. Couldn't y'all a just tagged yourselves with naughty or nice like I did? :P

Cool with me. Is this Luftwaffle? Or are you one of my other gt/ct peeps?

I have knowledge that security guards really don't hate it when I take my tits out.

OH u lookin for ur SEXY!?!?!

Ok I got a solution if your fella doesn't wanna clean:

Lulz.

Ah man, when I sunbathe with no clothes on my neighbors close their blinds.

Ah, it is a rare few who can get through the intensity that is training for the blobfish royal court.

I got sent to princess bootcamp when I married King Blobfish.