Hello Jason, are you not going to share the mp3 to this week’s episode?

Last night, goddammit. I go to bed, I wake up, and then there’s this headline.

I think we’ll see the Stay, which will play all the Switch games but won’t be mobile because no one ever used that feature. (See 2DS). :D

Let me clarify that I do not want it to be an open world game, at all. I’ll take a linear adventure (with or without side missions) over a needlessly padded game any day of the week. I’m just saying the GTA/Shenmue comparisons are ungrounded, because the game is very clearly neither.

I want to like this series, I really do. The characters all seem interesting, the locale is amazing, but the underlying game is just so clunky. I feel not enough reviews reflect that this is NOT an open world game first. At its heart it’s a brawler (a clearly PS2-era one, at that), with a slightly open world as its…

So this is maybe a little bit off topic, but I really want to know:

It’s all the right kinds of loud if you ask me.

Guys. It’s been a long time that I commented on anything, or even signed into this account... Today is the day the straw breaks the camel’s back. I can no longer idly stand by. Somebody has to compliment the epic sexy sax in the splitscreen intro. Might as well be me.

Too sad. Reverse image searching revealed nothing of value either.

Sauce?

Came to see if someone posted this. Was not disappointed. Although that guy’s playthrough was terrible. There used to be a great video of the finale on GameTrailers, but it’s since been taken down. He should’ve taken the priest hostage.

While I don’t agree with your thoughts on the Xbox One, I love your style of writing. Very Faheyesque. Kotaku, hire this man at once.

This. More of THIS!

Came here to post this. I love the game's aesthetic, but I generally can only finish these grind-type shooters (as in surviving wave after wave, not sliding along rails) if they offer start-to-finish, preferably splitscreen coop experiences. Just tacking on meaningless objective-based multiplayer missions doesn't …

I understand the challenge of using the game's bugs and weaknesses to your advantage. But I find it hard to come up with something to get less excited about. That's just not how you're meant to play the game (I don't care about Fallout specifically).

Nope, PH certainly wasn't what I'd call a good game, but when compared to ST it was like God's gift to gaming. ST as well as SS are abominations that are best forgotten quickly. Two games I'm absolutely positive I won't ever replay.

I'm having an exceptionally bad day, so I need to vent. These sketches aren't funny. They haven't been funny the first 10 times and they won't be funny in the future. Please, for the love of God, stop posting them.

Came here looking for this. Was pleased.

Yeah, this just looks weird. And not in the delightfully weird kinda way.

Once every five years or so I cave and shell out for whatever new fancy n-bladed razor's on TV at the time. However, I always end up being underwhelmed and return to my trusty old Wilkinson Pronto. A five-pack sets me back some 50 cents and keeps me going for months. No razor burns whatsoever.

Once every five years or so I cave and shell out for whatever new fancy n-bladed razor's on TV at the time. However,…