Oh no, is that out this week? NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Between Hatsune Miku Future Tone (which is fucking amazing!) & Star Ocean... I’m going to be very hard to reach this week.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

I’m usually not big on Gamer Cats, but this one spoke to my soul. I generally don’t see the value in trophy/achievement hunting. I’d much rather move on to a new game than do multiple playthroughs or hunt for otherwise meaningless collectible baubles. But hey, Bloodborne is the only game I’ve ever platinumed, and that…

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

I haven’t seen him around lately, but in his honor...

As someone who’s married to a meteorologist, your last sentence made both of us spit out drinks. Thank you.

All I can really say is this commenter woman obviously has no idea how to dress for a “night out on the town” because the meteorologist is dressed perfectly for her job.

Actually it’s very easy not to feel sorry for Paul Manziel. He was Jonathan's first drinking buddy. He enabled this from the word go. Remember the first time we realized Jonathan had a bit of a weird problem? He had just won a huge game in Dallas and was spotted (underage) with champagne bottles in each hand and a…

Jail is not, has never been, and will never be “the best place” for drug addicts. It’s an awesome place to get more drugs and/or learn how to be a better criminal, though.

I find that often parents who throw their hands up and “give up” are the ones who have helped the least to begin with.

I know y’all get to decide on your own bear coverage, but the most important summer bear news is that Pedals survived the winter and is roaming New Jersey once again. Pedals is the hero we desperately need right now. Look at him! He walks like people, but he’s a bear!

missed this one

RJ ESSAY BOOK — Draft 1 — 6/24/2016

I came down here to riff on Jefferson’s age. I was gonna make a joke that George Mikan was mad that Jefferson didn’t mention him. But then I started the video. And I didn’t know it yet, but I’d never heard Richard Jefferson speak before. I don’t know what I expected, but it was not that.

“All I’m gonna do is write essays,” Jefferson said. “I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

This definitely needs to be served in up scale restaurants with New York steak, lobster, or a Hot Pocket cooked in a dirty microwave.