“Should Deadspin add a dick to this mascot?”

I didn’t think it were possible to one-up the meth’d-out original Pierre the Pelican, but here we are...

Can we at least all agree not to ask him where he got those scars?

This woman is so badass.

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There's no peanut butter chocolate variety? What the fuck are they thinking?

If anime has taught me anything, they are having a father-daughter moment of bliss with the wind running through her hair and cherry blossom petals flitting through the air where the blue sky is cloudless, bright and warm. Life can’t get any better at that moment.

It will be the same as every Telltale game: No way to fail and your choices make very little impact on the story. Still, they are usually great interactive movies.

less Fleetwood Mac and more Katy Perry

On purely aesthetic terms, it’s Kingsley. Obviously. I can’t help but laugh when I see him.

I honestly read that headline as “Thermos” and went into a Kitchenette spiral of giddiness.

10. That One Dog

Here’s a prime example: Triscuits. Triscuits are tasty, and have a certain ineffable something about them that no generic I’ve ever tried — not Publix’s, not Target’s, not Kroger’s — can replicate. That said, I like the generics just fine, but they’re not as good as the name brand. There’s probably some sort of…

Be it five, maybe ten years, all of cable will be moving to the internet. In what form? Who knows? Building a high profile internet presence ahead of time may give them an advantage. Simmons could provide that. In the big picture, $9 million is peanuts.

Oh my God. CC’s got cameltoe

Oddly shaped men in baseball uniforms you say?

What’s the most annoying thing parents yell at kid’s games?

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.