Based on a traditional Norwegian holiday candy, Swedish Fish have been an American standard since the late 1950s.

Dammit. I actually have a tube of fish paste in my fridge. You win this time, Fahey. This time.

Fish Paste!

-=sigh=-

I’m picturing you sitting on the porch yelling “Leave me the hell alone!” while throwing Swedish Fish Oreos at the neighborhood kids.

“the world’s most iconic non-fish-based edible fish”

Every time I line one up, some snack company does something like this.

The actual Swedish fish (from Sweden) are so much better than the Swedish Fish sold in The U.S. Malaco Fishes are what they’re called in Sweden. Chewier, thicker, tastier, and more variety.

There will somehow bee a small dead shark in there, too.

I feel like if you ever die under mysterious circumstances the autopsy is going to look like the episode of Shark Week where they show the stomach contents of the dead shark.

COUNTERPOINT- 3 times 23 is 69.

I’ve run the numbers, and it seems that 3 went into 23 seven times, with #2 remaining.

I get it. Obviously you are referring to the unfortunate alignment of their jersey numbers.... 3 x 23 = 69.

Bluebirds Of A Feather became wildly popular. So much so that NBC greenlit a two hour made for TV movie entitled:

Better yet. A tv show cop drama where he rescues a bird, and it becomes his partner. Officers Griesemer and Pelican are...

Ughhh.

While we’re on the subject, this is what the inside of a penguin’s mouth looks like.

Christ, that bird has lived more life than I have. He’s seen shit. Look at those eyes man. Those eyes have SEEN things.

Luckily, they had CHP Officer and former falconer Troy Griesemer on duty, who arrived at the scene, and took care of matters.

Not so cool: