Yes. After many years of experimenting (32 years old lol), I’ve nailed “the” recipe down to:

Oh, it’s ON now. It’s fucking ON.

my kids are 7 & 5. My 7 y/o generally eats more than I do for dinner- granted, he is in the 95th percentile for height & weight and built like a brick shithouse. Our grocery bill is already over $200/wk

Have you seen the “Family Size” boxes they have now?

Swiss Cake Rolls or GTFO

-Capri sun makes for an EXCELLENT vodka mixer. I am a heterosexual male, I swear.

Wait, right out of the box? You don’t cook it?

I still regularly eat mac and cheese despite not having any kids. I probably should have spent a premature death on something cool like cirrhosis but oh well

Macaroni and Cheese still tastes as good as it did when I was five. Right out of the box too. None of that fancy shit.

Can’t wait for the “Double Dare” movie.

I’m waiting for the 20 year reunion of “Hey Dude” and “Salute Your Shorts."

Things I need in my life: More Legends of the Hidden Temple.

I’m holding out for the Double Dare novelization.

I feel like not having Nickelodeon or Disney channel as a kid has spared me from much of the 90's nostalgia, and the subsequent bastardization of it.

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So let me get this straight. The bear broke into a car, ignored the deputy’s instructions to get out, and fled the scene without getting shot!?! Wow. Now I could understand if it were a polar bear...

If you think that Outback looks bad, you should see what a bear does in the Forester.

Or, to go the total opposite direction, it would make it so that person never actually needs to travel. They can “visit” anywhere they need to be without leaving their home.

The one thing that would convince me to buy a vr headset is virtual tourism. Last year I was playing that Rapture game I remember thinking “man this would be better as a English Small Town Simulation".