He looks constipated, methinks.

And it’s “Møøse bites”, damn it!

Wait until she starts playing with YouTube, Twitch, and Snapchat. It’ll only get worse from here.

Where else can you win a face-hugging alien? (Also, is it just me, or is Samantha Busch’s baby’s head huge?)

That and smacking the no good people who try to eat a cooling pie. That's what a ladle is good for.

What I meant was Olbermann’s future endeavours post-ESPN is the least certain or predictable, where Simmons has a general speculation about his next few writing gigs and everyone knows Cowherd is Fox Sports bound.

I’ll start phones, but then I’ll expand to computers in general. I have an iPhone. My brother-in-law had gotten a Windows phone and loved the design. I’m not such a fan of the graphic design as it looks too post-modern for my tastes. The design is simple but not elegant, which the iPhone has in spades.

Now you have me wondering if the bear snorted the cocoa and sugar like it’s a foodie cocaine line?

So two questions:

With this and the recent stories about Mr. Olbermann and Mr. Cowherd’s departures, I think it’s pretty clear that ESPN is feeling the effects of a tighter budget since it was the only property of Disney’s that didn’t grow at the same rate as it had since the last quarter. Without stars that provides ESPN with a voice,…

I could see the Jimbo taking out Bar None candy from the vending machines.

No doubt the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule have already lowered their fictional flags to half-staff. May he rest in peace.

To me it seems there's a financial or emotional cost to initiating a divorce that she might not be willing to pay. In my parents case, it was not wanting to pay for a lawyer. It took my siblings and I to offer to pay to push them to formally divorce. Would it take a similar push from the Cosby children?

Yes, she can. My parents divorced after 40 years of marriage. It was painful, embarrassing, and took them spending more on the process than they'd want. But it's less painful than continuing to remain in a very bad marriage.

So here’s my question: can the Fox Sports 1 & 2, the NBC Sports Network, and the CBS Sports Network catch-up to ESPN? They all have good and interesting pieces, but all still far lag behind the “mother-ship.” And while ESPN is relatively suffering, they still have the college football and some parts of the NFL…

Wisconsin Cheese Curds are an adventure to themselves.

Her family comics are the best things, especially when her parents keep trying to get her hooked up for the grandchildren.

When I was eight, I spent a few days in Tokyo in route to Thailand where my mother is from and where we spent about year there. I remember how the Hilton Tokyo hotel had a coke machine on every floor and sardine packed Tokyo subway. (Pretty sure I was groped.) Just curious if the subways are still very crowded?

Congrats on the three years marriage! I wonder how hard is it to find Filipino cuisine in Japan?

Don’t even give them any ideas!