You’re right, but I liked the idea of a “Book of Revaluations.” For all those questionable foods, advice, and items you purchased over the years. There would be a whole section (multiple chapters) dedicated to state fair and renaissance fair foods alone.

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Can’t quite decide if feeding avocados to a baby is a good or bad thing. Granted, I’m not fond of avocados, and not a guacamole fan.

*Insert slow golf clap here.* +1

Can’t possibly be worse than the Hot Dog crusted pizza Pizza Hut has been hawking for the last month, right? Right?

How is he not sponsored by Jägermeister?

“Jager bombs” was even mentioned in a BBC tweet about the incident. Their headline guy/twitter rep was working overtime on that one.

But scallops are good. Good career choice from you!

Dolphins are dicks, Dirk. This feels like something out of that bad CBS show, Zoo, or an Ace Ventura movie.

She then stops crying when they find fat flying chocobos to mount.

Pardon my ignorance, but what exactly is a Red IPA? And how is that different from any other kind of IPA?

I know Kotaku produced a review that states you should play this game, but I respectfully disagree partly based on how bad the PC version has turned out to be. If the PC version of the game is unplayable, how much better are the console versions? (Little.) In addition, what I’ve seen, the World of Tanks element of the…

Kind of looks Avatar-ish. And I hope there’s a fire extinguisher near by.

What’s the cost to try your luck at getting one of those Hatsune Miku plushies?

Poop seems to be the big thing this summer. First Dinosaur poop from ARK and now this game. I fear for the next game, Uncle John’s Bathroom Game.

If “Klittra” was an IKEA product, it would more likely be some sort of body-length pillow or a specialized type of scissors. And I would probably purchase that body-length pillow.

Not going to lie, Snickerpoodle is a great dog name.

I know. Girl Scouts and their cookies makes the mafia look like amateurs. Wouldn’t surprise me if a troop was involved in the cookie heist.

I don’t think she likes the blue bandana and leash. Or she’s not impressed by the whole “Hero Dog” award. Maybe she’s doing her best grumpy cat “no” impersonation?

I really shouldn’t have read this article after eating. Blech.