Susie Bright would like a word with TLC.

This would explain the Tabletop episode where Wil Wheaton plays Catan Junior with kids and features goats as materials, plus showing the clip of a baby goat jumping around and on another baby goat. Because it's all about the baby goat.

1. I had no idea there was a Japanese sequel to Pac-Man called Pac & Pal.

This would have made Hatoful Boyfriend even more interesting.

It tries to be pink, but just is too embarrassed to actually be pink. It's like glass of bad Rosé wine.

My parents were married for 39 years when my mother divorced my father because she discovered he been having affairs with other men throughout the courtship and all through the marriage. My mother is not from the United States (they met in Vietnam, she's Thai). The hesitation to divorce wasn't cultural, but financial.

That plus bacon and extra cheese. Because they never put enough cheese in prefabricated meals, especially mac & cheese and pizzas.

I think they want catnip.

IF CAPCOM was smart, they'd replace Russian!Cammy (Decapre) with Karin from Street Fighter Alpha (Burrito?) 3 for V. Because Street Fighter needs a Yakuza just to mess up with their nearly non-existent plot. (And bring Haggar because they seem to have brought everyone else from Final Fight.)

Crump's best thing is that he's a certified audio engineer, which is why I wish Twitch/Amazon would hire him as an audio consultant. (He's also known for cat Spaz, who is terrible and constantly trying to kill him.)

I'm so glad my preferred "sweet carbonated beverage" of choice is ginger ale.

That is so brilliant. Laughing and crying at the same time. +1

I suppose this is better than German Hossenfeffer? (The bunnies seemed more displeased by the leash than the steeplechase.)

You like the Chromebook? I was thinking about getting that as my next laptop.

Which is why my next cat shall be dubbed Zoë.

One of these ought to be the plot in Bridesmaids 2. The other lesson: the quicker the wedding, the more likely there will be arrests and/or an adult rated movie based on the reception.

Damn it, Dennis! Missouri is thankful that we didn't get snowed in! Or that we got no thundersnow! Or that Jay Nixon is the governor for two more years! Where's my booze?

Oklahoma: America's Tatooine. Now upgraded with fracking earthquakes!

Someone should tell Culver's that this place stole their seating layout, TV, and ambiance. I hope they don't sell fried cheddar cheese balls.

Honestly, I question the ones with the "#NotADick" hashtag. Also suspicious: the #ThreeDayStubble.