Self buttering is the worst. They should really give you two bags, or one oversized bag, so you can properly shake and distribute the butter.

Far more interesting than his star player: https://sports.theonion.com/tim-duncan-offers-to-do-taxes-for-entire-spurs-team-1819569755

Is this another one of those teen challenges that’s actually a hoax and no teens (or no significant number of them) are actually doing this?

This guy fucks.

I’d call it Papa Shaq’s.

Yeah, this looks way too quirky. But, hi Mary Holland!

You can buy melting chocolate that doesn’t need to be tempered, though. Just pop in the microwave, heat, and dip. Sure, it’s not as good, but it’s quick and the kids aren’t gonna notice.

I kind of feel like Wonder Woman killed the DCEU mainly because the ways it’s better than all the movies are they ways it breaks with their conventions. The worst parts of the movie are the times it hews closest to the others. Now it’s hard to fit it in with the DCEU but also nearly impossible to turn the boat around…

Dorne was such a waste on the show. Of time and of Alexander Siddig.

Arya’s story stalled a little bit there, but I loved how Braavos looked on the map.

Yes, the wolf back over Winterfell made my wife and me very happy.

I take sausage out of the casing and make little balls and put that on the pizza. Raw. And all the delicious fats ooze into your pizza and sauce.

Another hearty recommendation for a Whirly Pop here.

I remember thinking the first time that Tatiana Maslany and Kristian Bruun were on Comedy Bang Bang that it was weird they’d never shared any scenes together on Orphan Black. Took me too long to realize my mistake.

1. Cool Ranch Doritos

They didn’t spend that much time setting up Spider-Man though, and that was a smart move. We all know who Spider-Man is.

We’re having a baby next month, so we’re gonna wait until they’re just old enough.

Hmm, I don’t think the Board of Health would be too keen on that concept.

They need to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch so that Noel and Gallagher I can fight Liam and Gallagher II.

Billy Corgan is feuding with Wayne Gretzky?