I applied the Drew Magary method of David Lynch film criticism to the article:

The difference is their trophy case and more importantly: it worked for Belichick but failed for Mornhinweg. It's also why coaches are afraid to be bold in the NFL. Management and fans are quick to ridicule failure, not praise coaches for being bold.

Which means there's going to be a Sam Adams' Boston Lager on one end a Three Floyds on the other that you can see, and then nothing Iron City and sad 10-year old British urine in the middle.

This sounds like an extremely volatile and tense situation, but I'm oddly happy that it involves a level-headed guy like Miller, who won't let all this craziness prevent him from plugging his dog's twitter account.

Six people in the same group fell asleep? Are you and your crowd of friends 70 years old? I mean, sure, it's not non-stop monster mayhem, but it's still a loud movie. Huh.

I believe you miss part of the point of a Godzilla movie sir. He's not supposed one of those gaudy, screen hogging monsters that the youngsters like these days. Less is more when you own like Godzilla.

Careful, joking about a punter's axe wound is liable to start a whole thing with Kluwe.

Once in Little League our way-too-intense coach was trying to motivate our (terrible) team before a game. I don't remember who we were that year, but we were going to play the Athletics. So for our last practice before the game he brings out an A's jersey, gives us some insane speech about how we're going to tear them…

Did people NOT like Godzilla? What the hell was there to dislike about it? The radioactive breath moment made me shout and pump my fist in the air like a small child.

Left out a great coach motivational ploy:

Holy fucking crap, Diana. I'm as liberal as they come and I generally assume accused rapists are most likely guilty, but your treatment of this is unbelievably fucked up and biased. This is just absurd and irresponsible. I'm actually kind of disgusted. How can you guys excuse this sort of shit? Fox News could learn a…

While I agree with the thrust of your argument, the term "victim blaming" is somewhat circular in this context in that it presupposes a crime, no?

Translation: Lawyers of people accused of rape are not allowed to defend their client.

Man, I knew there was a reason I had been enjoying Kotaku so much more the last few months, just couldn't put my finger on it. I've long been disgruntled by the "what's next" mentality of gaming, so this article makes me very, very happy. Cheers to you guys, and thanks so much!

Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. That was the stated rationale behind the name/logo back in 1996. Here's the reason the current owner wanted to change the logo:

Don't be sad my DC brother, that isn't even the worst sports logo in Ohio.

so they switched from a badge that looked like Devo (a native Ohio band) to something that looks like the BMW logo (Bavarian but owned by some Brits).... totally an improvement...

"Worst Logo in Sports"? You actually think its worse than the one for the New England Revolution? At least the Crew's one looked like a crest. This abomination is every bad 90's design choice smashed together.

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"The King of Comedy" is the Milk and Honey Original Café Mix of 80s movies.