I remember the first time I figured out I could not only change my laser shot pattern, but also the orientation of my shields I was speechless for the next fifteen minutes. Then I found out you could change the Engines/Lasers/Shields levels, and wondered if I'd somehow peeked behind the curtain and seen the face of…

Not at all related to children, but I recently got a dog, and I've had several not so pleasant interactions when people reach down to pet my dog without asking. She's only a year old and has had barely any training (she's a rescue), and she's about 40 pounds and jumps on people when she's excited. She loves people so…

"...there probably won't be any embarrassing moments."

"I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect."

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Oh for sure, what would we all do without sensitive kids from Nebraska who moved to the big city to discover who they are teaching us how to use fucking hand looms and what not.

There is no switchel culture to revitalize.

I was legit CACKLING when she couldn't find him hiding in the store in the beginning. And then when she gets jumped by security when the alarms go off.

"MacMillan what are you doing"

Biological clock upgrade!

A good way to snatch items.

Dude are you familiar with how the Supreme Court works? It's not like they issue a ruling, and we all go, wow, that's interesting. They issue a ruling and it affects how the law is interpreted and complied with at every level. They are the final word. All they DO is governmental policy. That's it. Were you sick that…

I kind of agree? He shouldn't have to be touched by female guards if he doesn't want to and it's against his religion....

I agree with him. That ruling is designed to support Bronze-aged, backwater, bullshit 'religious' freedoms and that is exactly what he is espousing.

Weeee!!!!! Suck a dick, Scalia. You broke it, you bought it. (I don't know what that means within this particular context, but I do want Scalia to suck a dead whale dick.)

It looks like an old guy's unit.

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

Crowder immediately gave the report an A