*sips tea*

*files nails*

My boyfriend when I was 19, who was white, decided that dreadlocks expressed who he really was. I broke up with him the next day.

The moment that bus went haywire I said to the Mr. "A bus crash scene with no black people in it - everyone lives!".

I typed it wrong, but the Czech make the best icecream.

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

Wait. Are you the guy? Are you the guy who managed to make it 20+ years without having seen an egg cooked in any way but scrambled?

Blew a sizable chunk of my mutual fund to fly to Vancouver B.C. (I'm from Alaska) to visit the guy I had spent almost a year talking and Skyping with, paid for a hotel in the sketchier part of town (because it was closer to his mom's house), snuck him in every night, paid for everything, only to have him dump me…

Is there any particular reason you have to share your opinion? I don't mean to sound harsh, but the presence of a woman (or any other person) in your visual field doesn't constitute an invitation to a comment or conversation. And if this isn't something you feel pulled to do as often with men, you probably shouldn't…

I'll take... two meats.

I was set up by a friend once and I was told afterward (by my friend!!!) that a second date wasn't in the cards because my favorite band was Sloan.

So with you. The phases thing especially...I get burnt out but then I have a weekend with not much going on and I think, well maybe I should at least try again. And then I have another weird or bad date and think "nope, gonna go adopt a cat right now and get this party started."

We can swap adorable kitten pictures at…

Ugh my heart goes out with you. Similar happened to me. Starbucks met up that turned in to conversation until closing. Next, date dinner and a movie. Got along so well, great conversation, laughs, fantastic kiss after the 2nd date. Mentioned he couldn't wait to see me again. Heard nothing back from him for 2 weeks. I…

"hey,look at my cool cornrows."