Oh dude. I know you want to keep fucking him, and you probably genuinely like him as a friend. But my advice is... don't. Just let him go.

As an outsider giving advice, I'd say you should not continue to be FWB. Even though you've been clear with him, he has now been clear with you and you know that he does have feelings for you. So if you continue, even if he promises he can get over those feelings, you are knowingly using someone who has feelings for…

I think I'm going to be sick! This is the worst thing ever!

Everyone seems to forget the three important rules for breaking up:

(If this were a true trend piece, the title would be something like, "Men: Are They the New Women?")

When I was in college I had a friend (lets call her Laura) who begged me to go to a party with her. I refused. I just wasn't interested.

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

No other response to this will be as perfect as Rob Delaney's.

My hometown team is the Ravens. I'm sorta glad they lost yesterday. Probably gonna lose Thursday too. Fuck them. I've been a Ravens fan for almost my entire life and I'm not gonna stop now, but they can eat a dick is what I'm saying.

Let me get this straight: So when I fold my laundry, I'm not making laundry tacos? And when I bend over and touch my toes, I'm not a taco? How am I not a taco?

Ve haff vays aaf making you come.

Dear Rob-When I drunkenly left a bathroom at a college party it is not my fault that an asshole pushed me into a room and shoved himself on my body, its not my fault that he blocked me from leaving, its my fault that his friends barged and yelled someone's in the BJ room. Its not my fault that his friend told my…

hit a neg right back with neg! "thanks! I wasn't really in the mood to see you anyway. I was just being polite. It was nice catching up with you. All the best!"

Sure, you appear to be genuinely trying to remain neutral on this and the points you make are all valid. But why did the police officer feel the need to shoot Brown? This is a huge part of what people are protesting about, and is evident in the police's heavy handed law enforcement even towards the protesters.

RANCH IS GROSS.

As a white person, myself, I find that I am constantly ashamed of the people around me that do not feel outrage over these kinds of problems. I have learned, time and time again, that the response given is always something along the lines of "this wouldn't be made such a big deal if it was a white kid", or "black…

ha, i'm not sure this will win, but it may make the top five.

"And so I ask you: What am I supposed to do?"

Don't try to hide it- it's futile and it makes a situation that doesn't have to be weird immediately *become* weird. You'll notice the theme of most of these stories is that the guy tried to sneak his penis up on the woman in question, and yeah- at that point, there's going…

But Chiraq, Boss Ass Bitch and Lookin Ass Nigga tho.

I've been wanting to share this one for some time. Sorry about the length...