oh god! I forgot, yeah Ken makes Korina look like a walk in the park. his meltdown was terrifying and i hope he really pursues help for his anger issues. that was nuts.

quoting you on my facebook - this is perfect.

It always blows my mind that Price is Right is still on. And that I totally still cheer out loud when somebody wins a car.

No..what? How can you like one of those and not the other? I would gladly eat either of those incarnations of a waffle.

Take out the omelette, black pudding, beans, mushrooms and milkshake and I'm in.

Noooooooo :*(

Not always :( But sometimes! ;)

oh cool, you dated my ex.

22 years old, visiting Los Angeles for the first time with my Dad. We had separate hotel rooms and the minute I am alone in my room I hop on Craigslist to find some weed/dick. I succeed and make a date with a guy who lives in "the Valley" (at the time I really had no idea what that meant). I didn't have my own rental…

This. I have had many conversations with guys about bags vs pockets and it seems like we both lose in that a Man carrying a bag is not masculine and a Woman wearing something with a pockets big enough to be successfully used as..well..pockets, is not feminine. It is sometimes hella useful to carry a bag and also…

Recently, thanks to the magic of Tinder, I discovered that dealbreakers for me include wearing cargo pants exclusively, hating cheese and hating barbecue.

That person sounds like a horrible person. Sloan are fantastic, and even if you don't like 'em, they are so harmless!!!

Truth. I live in a studio apartment though and with my mild kitty allergies it's probably not the best situation for a fur friend :/ I will probably break down and just do it though, one of these days. Cos fuck it. Good luck to you!!!

"I don't understand what's happening. Is this a wedding?"

I'm in the same boat. Haven't been ghosted in awhile, yet still just a string of dates that don't really go anywhere. It's mind-boggling because I usually go out with guys that I have a 89%+ match with on OKC and have not had much of a connection with any of them. So I go through phases of not giving a fuck and just…

Rage.

Ugh no, I don't hate him or anything but the one episode that they gave him was one of the most boring....

Wow. I seriously might be done reading this week's Pissing Contest. I have never had to just stop but...I don't think I will ever be able to have children if I keep reading.

Oh jesus fucking christ so..this is a THING? Oh fuuuuck no. My mom had two c-sections, and my whole stomach/lower abdominal area is kinda funky so I am pretty sure I would have to have one too...but..no..I just don't think I could do it knowing that this is a possibility...

is this from her recent show reality show? i can't remember the name but remember seeing ads and thinking "oh jesus i want to watch that"