Woo, Moco!

best!

Nope. The Chik-fil-a sandwich is simple perfection.

Ughh FUCK DD BREAKFAST SANDWICHES!! They are always coming up with new ones to try and tempt be, but I refuse to buy anything there except for iced coffee (in a pinch) and munchkins (in a more supreme pinch). But here in Chicago, DD's are every-fucking-where. I will see signs for their new Chicken Biscuit Sandwich and…

AHHH Biscuitville!! I have only been lucky enough to go to one once on a road trip to Winston-Salem, and that was 12 years ago, but I still think about that sandwich a lot. I just got a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit and it's like...Damn, McDonalds...you could do better.

I believe standing someone up, regardless of what gender you are, is rude. I also believe waiting for someone (on a first/early date no less) for 2 HOURS and then also not having the foresight to hydrate yourself (again, not this woman's responsibility. you were free to leave and get water (and then come back again if…

Holy hell I wish I could star this 1000 times! I am scrolling through this thread with my jaw nearly on the floor—-"Why can't you just be honest?" Cue dozens and dozens of honest answers "Ok, but why can't you just be honest though?" I feel like this is some sort of meta internet performance piece...

i am quickly learning you are maybe my soul sister.

Seriously. I am on the fence about having children but...lord....this is a compelling argument for No.

Alrighty. I just watched 47 seconds of that and....what the fuck??

Thanks for the input! I think you are right...though I am going to give it a go at friends, just no sex/physical intimacy. I have successfully made this transition before, but of course have also had it not work at allllll...so, we'll see!

Fucking hell dealing with this situation right now. I have been going out with a guy I met on Tinder for about a month and the first week I was super smitten, and after week two I was like "ok, this is fun but not long term potential". I told him I wasn't looking for a serious relationship but was having fun going…

So this is an incredible story. Sad for Laura, obvs, girl has issues. Erotomania possibly? But what I really wanna know is...how did she have so much poop ready?

omg loling so hard at that gif after reading this crazy story!

Yeahh every couple of years my bowels just freeze up and I usually have to go to the hospital to have my stomach pumped/GI tract cleared. Nooo fun. Lack of poop is no bueno :(

Okay so...I have always been turned off by reddit culture (I know there are good subs there but the overall sexism skeeves me out) but I am not thoroughly engulfed in /r/relationships and getting in fights with MRA jerks and this is so fun!

That sucks..because basically every decent guy I know is taken or gay. Every one. I am doin' my best not to care but it gets infuriating.

Well, what I have noticed living in Chicago is all the trickle down Wisconsin accentry. B-aaaig instead of bag.

I recently started dating a North Carolina boy and the only thing I give him shit for is his pronunciation of lawyer. I just cannot help it. Lah-yer. Phonetically, yes, makes sense. But..but..loy-yer is just..what everybody says. Also I grew up in Maryland so I have a non-accent but I do say y'all.

They really should have fries though...because you can't go wrong with fries. I would maybe go to Taco Bell if they had fries.