Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.

Ok by definition of congress and the assault weapon ban what he was using is an “assault” weapon. It was a rifle that had a pistol grip, detachable magazine and either a  telescoping stock or a threaded barrel to accommodate a flash suppressor. That is the simplest criteria to be an assault weapon.

An assault rifle doesn’t have a definitive definition. To me it’s a rifled weapon that’s capable of inflicting a large amount of damage in a short amount of time. That definition could fit into semiautomatic weapons with large capacity magazines, truth is you could probably do just as good assaulting with a semi-auto…

Pretty sad that your top concern here was that the writer made a gun seem scarier than you think it should have seemed.

You mean aside from the blatantly hypocritical and self-defeating political views and being the gay communities version of an Uncle Tom?

Peter Thiel is a Westworld host built out of failed soy products and self-hate. His arms are noodles and his head is a melon

Hatches, ranked:

I have some buzzwords that describe you: dipshit, .8 % condom breakage, 336th trimester abortion, sparsely attended funeral, the guy that a Papa Johns driver checks on to see if he’s still alive but remembers that he’s an asshole that doesn’t tip so he leaves him to die with the band of his Trump underwear around his…

I mean, not gonna lie, the average atheist probably doesn’t give a flying quarterfuck about religious beliefs because they think it’s all Narnia fairy tales. Meanwhile they do tend to care about science because they believe that great scientific works are the road to the only heaven we will ever inherit - the one we…

Yes. Building another telescope on a mountain of telescopes to further human knowledge is definitely the exact same as spreading disease among a native population.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

“The Human Vasectomy”has made a vas deferens in his opponents sex life.

I would kinda disagree with the thesis here. While I think the 787 is an engineering marvel and massive advancement for aviation, I think it’s nothing more than a trend of making smaller more efficient airplanes at the cost of passenger comfort and limited choice. The real plane they should be comparing here is not…

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Summarizing the reasons provided above for why this makes sense as “not liking him” is reductive bullshit. Those are facts, not feelings.

“But we ignored all of these warning signs for months in favor of bitching about Hillary Clinton not giving press conferences. We sure showed her!”

Hufflepuff, the dankest house.

Hufflepuff would always be the stoner house. Firstly, their name is Hufflepuff. Secondly, there’s a reason the herbology professor is in charge of them.