I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

really isn’t even a very good politician by any objective measure.

“Actually...”

I like your spirit. I also like the idea of having a shot in hell of a more liberal leaning judge being named to the SCOTUS. Ergo, fuck all that.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I mean, you fuck one goat and they call you a goat fucker.

Mom! The meatloaf!

Also, Clinton won the NV primary election. Nothing was being stolen from these people. Blame the Sanders ground game for not having its delegates be prepared and follow the rules.

Actually that’s not at all what happened. From snopes:

Where is he buried? I have to take a piss.

Nuke Happy Valley from orbit.

GIRL, you have insurance! Make an appointment with a doctor outside the mall!

I can’t wait for the legalization or at least decriminalization of weed across the country (whenever the hell that is).

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

I’m developing a hardened resistance to any attempt to cast some difficult issue as a facile moral dilemma.

Funny that you would choose this article, which you were not forced to click on and which by the time you posted this comment had been pushed to the bottom of Deadspin’s front page by more than eight posts about sports, to complain about the lack of sports. How’d you end up here, my dude?