does she realize that she should pull her pants down first?

I looked up Kobe on Basketball-Reference last night, and it’s downright disheartening to remember all the talk in between the 2012 and ‘13 seasons when Kobe was about to pass 32,000 points and people were wondering out loud whether he’d pass Kareem on the all-time list.

If you like skinny, gaunt, fleshbags with exposed rib-cages...

And will probably be out of football in 2 years.

No BBQ should have the word fast near it.

You say that like it’s supposed to make him sound better. Let me reiterate, he got beaten out for QB. In college. Where they’re LIKE FOUR DEEP AT EVERY POSITION.

Important takeaway here: even players who can’t make the shitty Dolphins roster can nonetheless shut down Ryan Tannehill.

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

it’s sad that here in modern America we do not talk about constipation as the serious issue that it is. thousands suffer every day and yet our politicians remain silent.

You think Rex Ryan will just sign some of those practice squaders or go full Jeff Fischer and make them captains for the next Bills-Dolphins game?

You forgot Doug Marrone, Mike Mularkey, and Dick “this isn’t how we played it at Yale!” Jauron.

Bill Belichick laughs to himself once again. I mean has any division had this many shitty head coaches in it for this long a period of time? I mean since 2001 look at the steaming pile of shit that New England has had to contend with: Dave Wannstedt, Nick Saban, Cam Cameron, Gregg Williams, Chan Gailey, Herm Edwards,…

“I’m not.”

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

Hmm, let me guess:

It seems you know absolutely nothing about religion then. You further prove the point, by not realizing Catholicism is a branch of Christianity.

Nope. One of the hallmarks of a true cult is isolation. The only Christian denomination that is truly cult-like is Jehovah’s Witnesses.

1. Scientology

This guy is Houdini with a howitzer.

These highlight reels for Rodgers make me completely happy. Aside from my girlfriend, I don’t think one human has ever given me so much joy on such a consistent basis.