Phil Jackson was hired in 1999. Your memory is as good as your basketball analysis.

Coach would have shut his mouth after saying he didn’t accept or tolerate it if he were telling the truth.

Are you certain Jesus never went skiing?

Well put. Also: nothing says “Jesus” quite like snowflakes.

Maybe. Or maybe Saban would have just personally fired the chancellor and president of the university.

That’s like 10 9/11’s a year. I would be so into a war on bad driving.

Ayn Rand books are media, as well.

I love them even more now that I can visualize them tying up Scott Walker’s legs.

Literally.

They’re clearly photoshopped, but the new banners do a nice job of amplifying the content and intent of the actual banners, IMO.

Totally. It’s why Swansea play in the Welsh league.

Let’s be fair, here: he’s a dick when he’s asleep, as well.

He also followed a referee into the parking lot (“car park,” if we’re translating into English) to berate him.

You have a good point. I’ll respond with a novel, because why not? There was 8:07 left in the 4th, so I guess more people are following their charts there. It isn’t out of left field or anything.

Only saw it in the box score, but they went for two after a pick six put them up 4. For some reason.

He’s upset at Delino DeShields but he’s screaming at Adrain Beltre in the video. Maybe Beltre is just standing up for his guy, but Bumgarner has a highlight reel of getting into it with Latin players.

Bumgarner really doesn’t like Latin players.

Pitchers do a lot of cocaine. Seen from that angle, their behavior is pretty normal.

He wanted to say that Bautista doesn’t play the game the white way.

Make yourself clear, please. It’s funny you asked that. That’s what I was asking you, because all those words made it seem like you had something to say. I thought I’d be concise, so I used one word. So, what are you on about up there? “Get off your OWN lawn?” Help some people out.