What?

Looks like he forgot where he was and what he was doing.

Coach the Cocks or coach the Trojans. Tough choice.

This is the first time I’ve seen a comment that mentioned Kant in a way that wasn’t a pun; it’s funny to me that the response to you involved “you value your leisure time in front of the television more than...”

I am not above doing dumb shit with my money, but this whole racket seems crazy to me.

Why isn’t poker considered skills-based? How is fantasy football not gambling?

Now I know why Tannehill seems to have the emotional maturity and leadership skills of an eighth grader: because he’s married to one.

The practice squad players are the ones who are good at football.

Urban Meyer got a better job and everybody down South is jealous now.

Midwesterners are intimidated by good taste.

Oh, so he’s like the head of his own religion? I think the Family Feud guy is much cooler and much more intelligent. ;)

Is that the guy from the Family Feud who kisses everybody? Why is he pissed?

Their field also has a notoriously bad kicking surface.

That website seems low on the scary scale to me. I think .3 is pretty rare for drivers, anyway.

Was whether Tom cares implied anywhere, or is that something that is on your mind?

If you’re playing defense with no timeouts, you can’t run the ball out of bounds. You’re going to act like you’re hurt. At least, that has worked for New England. I’m sure somebody will join in to tell me how many other teams do it.

In football you also fake injuries late in the game when you’re out of time outs.

You’re Americaing right, I think.

Makes sense that a detail-oriented, control-obsessed guy like Belichick would just tolerate audio problems at home games for years.

What do we win if we get a bingo?