O-O-P-S, OOPS! OOPS! OOPS!

Time for some razzle dazzle à la Magic! Whoops!

Oh shit....Does a super moon create super werewolves? That's a legit question.

6. Wait! That dress WAS gold and white!

I do believe Bowe has been a healthy inactive since 2011.

Not okay. You completely miss the point, that being that the amount of money here is meaningless. A million dollars wouldn’t make these people feel better.

Well maybe they can buy themselves something nice to help cope with the unexpected death of their child.

It’s basically Kurt Cobain Cosplay.

me: Google, show me this husband of Frances Bean Cobain.

Both. I'm all for mass hysteria.

According to @StatsOnFire, this is the first time the McCown brothers have played at the same time since December 9, 2007.

2013 Official Hardee’s Slogan

So, in conclusion: Dear republican ‘christians’:

I’ve been saying it for years. If republicans actually bothered to pay attention to what he said, they’d realize they hate Jesus. He IS a communist who hates people who make money off of their faith. He also says prayer and faith should be a very private thing and that no one else should know about your faith. All he…

—I believe Jesus is a capitalist.—

It is deceptive in its simplicity. The clock tells all the Muslims when it is time for them all to begin to stab us with their pencils!

“They were ready to deploy hashtags”

Ok, I’m going to be objective here. Sure, if you just glanced at the clock, I could see how you’d wonder if it was a bomb.